If you have been reading my blog for more than 2 years, you know that I love weird (read-funny) real life stories from around the globe. Remember such blogs as July 31, 2005? This one may top my charts! Don't be offended...just take it for what it is....Hilarious!In a tragedy of epic proportions, the celebrity married porn goat, Rose, from the Sudan passed away today. Rose's rise to fame began when local villager, Charles Tombe, was forced into wedlock with Rose after getting caught heavily inebriated performing tawdry "bump chicka bayow" ( I believe that this is called...let's see...what do Tim and Gord call it?...Ah, yes 'porn bass') acts with the goat. The village elder mandated that Tombe marry the goat and pay a dowry to the goat's owner to recompense for his infidelity.
While most followers of the story side with Rose due to the fact that beastiality is real messed up and all, but Rose has some skeletons of her own. Rose is survived by a male offspring that bears no resemblance to her husband, Charles Tombe, leading to speculations of adultery. While, there is no proof that Rose had an affair, Tombe recalls, "Many nights, I would bring her milk before bedtime and she would be missing. It's hard to say if she was out taking a number two or perhaps moonlighting with another goat. I will say this, I loved Rose with all my heart and would never do anything to hurt her."
Local officials are investigating the death for signs of foul play, but no charges have yet been filed. Rose apparently choked on a plastic bag leading some to question if Tombe may have offed the goat. Sudanese law enforcers are not ruling out anything at this point.
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p.s. I hate the word verification. It makes me think too hard.
p.p.s. The deleted comment was me. I spelled think wrong. Why does blogger show when comments have been deleted? Who the heck cares?
Funny? Not to me.
Well, annon (I hate annon cause people feel as if they can just say anything)if you read my most recent post, you would know what I was trying to say. The act is not funny-disgusting and terribly sinful would be the words I would chose. I just found it funny that it made world news and how as if there aren't much more important things going on than a marriage to and possibe 'murder' of a goat!
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